German:
Der Tod kommt zu einem alten Mann und sagt:" Morgen wirst du sterben"
Der alte Mann fragt:" Wann denn genau?"
Der Tod antwortete:" Um 16:14"
Da meinte der Mann:" Ne, da hab ich keine Zeit"
English:
The Death comes to an old man und said:"Tomorrow you will die"
The old man asks:"When exactly?"
The Death answers:"At 16:14"
Then the man said:" I don't have time then."
This was a little sketch that I played on a birthday
Yes, it's not hilarious, but...quite...funny? D:
Sentex, correct me if it was wrong translation